Sometimes I Pee in My Wetsuit Tee | Funny Scuba Diving T-Shirt

Sometimes… I pee in my wetsuit.

Every diver does. Only the honest ones wear the shirt. A sun-bleached retro dive scene, with dive boat, flag, sunrise and one very relaxed diver, for anyone who's ever felt that warm moment at 18 metres and kept a straight face.

Soft, heavyweight cotton built for boat mornings and post-dive debriefs. Printed to order, just for you.

Classic relaxed fit on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 tee
100% US-grown ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Full-colour retro front print
Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle stitched sleeves and hem, 1" ribbed collar
Printed on demand, so no waste and no overstock
Designed by Salt Damaged

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the print bright.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (cm)	67.6	71.1	74.6	78.1	80.3	82.6	85.1
B) Width (cm)	92.7	102.9	111.8	121.9	132.1	141	151.1
B) Half Chest (cm)	46.4	51.4	55.9	61	66	70.5	75.6
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	20.3	21	22.9	24.1	24.8	24.8	25.4

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (inches)	26.6	28	29.4	30.7	31.6	32.5	33.5
B) Width (inches)	36.5	40.5	44	48	52	55.5	59.5
B) Half Chest (inches)	18.3	20.2	22	24	26	27.8	29.8
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	8	8.3	9	9.5	9.8	9.8	10

Care instructions

General	This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe.
Wash	The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy.
Store	Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time.